FORM 85-A - WHAT THIS IS

WTF IS BORING?

OUR NAME IS BORING. YOUR SALES WON'T BE.

It's Shopify development, sold like a vending machine. You file a task, we do it for $99 flat, and it ships in 24–48 hours. No calls, no retainers, no drama. On purpose.
DEFINITION - FORM 02-D

BORING

/ˈbɔː.rɪŋ/
NOUN • A SHOPIFY TASK SERVICE

A way to get one specific Shopify change done — a sticky add-to-cart, a cart upsell, a popup, a bug fix — for a flat $99.

A service with no meetings, no contracts, and no retainers. You describe the task by form or email; we build it and send it back.

Deliberately unexciting. The whole promise is that nothing goes wrong: fixed price, fixed scope, fast turnaround, receipts for everything.


DOCUMENT SOP-99 - HOW IT WORKS

File → build → SHIP

Four steps, zero meetings. Most tasks are back in your inbox within a day.

1

FILE A TASK

Pick one from the catalogue or describe your own. Pay the flat $99.

2

WE CONFIRM SCOPE

We reply by email — usually within hours — and request Shopify collaborator access.

3

A SENIOR DEV BUILDS IT

In a duplicate theme, never your live store. QA'd on desktop and mobile.

4

SHIPPED IN 24-48H

Live on your store with before/after screenshots. One revision included.

SCOPE - FORM 99-S

WHAT COUNTS AS A TASK?

If it's a defined change to one part of your store, it's a task. If it's a whole project, it's not — and we'll tell you.

THIS IS A TASK

One clear change. One price. $99.
  • Add a sticky add-to-cart bar
  • Build a cart drawer upsell
  • Set up an announcement bar + countdown

THIS IS NOT

Bigger jobs. We'll scope & quote separately.
  • A full store redesign
  • A custom theme from scratch
PERSONNEL FILE · THE POINT

WHY "BORING"?

Because boring is the whole product. Boring means nothing surprises you.

FIXED PRICE

$99. Always. No estimates, no "it depends," no invoice you didn't expect.

FIXED SCOPE

One task, agreed in writing before we start. No scope creep, no surprises.

NO MEETINGS

Everything by email. No kickoff call, no standup, no "quick sync."

FAST

24-48 hours. Most tasks ship in under a day, not next sprint.

NOTHING BREAKS

Built in a duplicate theme, QA'd both ways, rolled back in one click.

RECEIPTS

Before/after screenshots on every task. You never take our word for it.

ONE PRICE. $99.

EVERY TASK. NO TIERS, NO ADD-ONS, NO ASTERISKS.

SEE PACKS & PRICING →

SO... FILE A TASK.

Now that you know what it is, the rest is easy. Describe what you need or pull one off the shelf.

FILE YOUR FIRST TASK – $99 →