WTF IS BORING?
OUR NAME IS BORING. YOUR SALES WON'T BE.
BORING
/ˈbɔː.rɪŋ/A way to get one specific Shopify change done — a sticky add-to-cart, a cart upsell, a popup, a bug fix — for a flat $99.
A service with no meetings, no contracts, and no retainers. You describe the task by form or email; we build it and send it back.
Deliberately unexciting. The whole promise is that nothing goes wrong: fixed price, fixed scope, fast turnaround, receipts for everything.
File → build → SHIP
Four steps, zero meetings. Most tasks are back in your inbox within a day.
FILE A TASK
Pick one from the catalogue or describe your own. Pay the flat $99.
WE CONFIRM SCOPE
We reply by email — usually within hours — and request Shopify collaborator access.
A SENIOR DEV BUILDS IT
In a duplicate theme, never your live store. QA'd on desktop and mobile.
SHIPPED IN 24-48H
Live on your store with before/after screenshots. One revision included.
WHAT COUNTS AS A TASK?
If it's a defined change to one part of your store, it's a task. If it's a whole project, it's not — and we'll tell you.
THIS IS A TASK
- Add a sticky add-to-cart bar
- Build a cart drawer upsell
- Set up an announcement bar + countdown
THIS IS NOT
- A full store redesign
- A custom theme from scratch
WHY "BORING"?
Because boring is the whole product. Boring means nothing surprises you.
$99. Always. No estimates, no "it depends," no invoice you didn't expect.
One task, agreed in writing before we start. No scope creep, no surprises.
Everything by email. No kickoff call, no standup, no "quick sync."
24-48 hours. Most tasks ship in under a day, not next sprint.
Built in a duplicate theme, QA'd both ways, rolled back in one click.
Before/after screenshots on every task. You never take our word for it.