WE DO THE BORING
SHOPIFY WORK.

Theme tweaks, bug fixes, PDP changes, cart work. File a task, pay $99, and it's live in 24-48 hours. No meetings, no contracts, no drama.

FIXED SCOPE · FIXED PRICE · ONE REVISION INCLUDED

THE TASK CABINET

EVERY TASK COSTS $99

Pre-scoped Shopify work. Filed by page. Pick the part of your store, pull a drawer, we do the rest. Nothing to negotiate, nothing to estimate.

DRAWER 01
$99

'Pairs well with' widget — Shopify Task

DRAWER 02
$99

Metafield content block

DRAWER 03
$99

Ingredients / specs section — Shopify Task

DRAWER 04
$99

Photo reviews layout — Shopify Task

DRAWER 05
$99

Star rating snippets — Shopify Task

DRAWER 06
$99

Review widget install — Shopify Task

DRAWER 07
$99

Offer countdown on PDP — Shopify Task

DRAWER 08
$99

Delivery date estimate — Shopify Task

DRAWER 09
$99

Low-stock notice — Shopify Task

DRAWER 01
$99

Announcement bar + countdown — Shopify Task

DRAWER 02
$99

Mobile homepage layout fix — Shopify Task

DRAWER 03
$99

Spacing & alignment cleanup — Shopify Task

DRAWER 04
$99

Image compression pass — Shopify Task

DRAWER 05
$99

Remove dead sections — Shopify Task

DRAWER 06
$99

Bestsellers row + quick-add — Shopify Task

DRAWER 07
$99

Featured collection rework — Shopify Task

DRAWER 08
$99

Embedded signup section — Shopify Task

DRAWER 09
$99

Newsletter popup + discount — Shopify Task

DRAWER 01
$99

Collection page speed fix — Shopify Task

DRAWER 02
$99

Back-in-stock tags + notify — Shopify Task

DRAWER 03
$99

Sold-out handling — Shopify Task

DRAWER 04
$99

No-results state design — Shopify Task

DRAWER 05
$99

Sub-collection nav row — Shopify Task

DRAWER 06
$99

Grid density tune — Shopify Task

DRAWER 07
$99

Load-more button — Shopify Task

DRAWER 08
$99

Infinite scroll — Shopify Task

DRAWER 09
$99

SEO copy block — Shopify Task

DRAWER 01
$99

'Pairs well with' widget — Shopify Task

DRAWER 02
$99

Metafield content block

DRAWER 03
$99

Ingredients / specs section — Shopify Task

DRAWER 04
$99

Photo reviews layout — Shopify Task

DRAWER 05
$99

Star rating snippets — Shopify Task

DRAWER 06
$99

Review widget install — Shopify Task

DRAWER 07
$99

Offer countdown on PDP — Shopify Task

DRAWER 08
$99

Delivery date estimate — Shopify Task

DRAWER 09
$99

Low-stock notice — Shopify Task

DRAWER 01
$99

Broken link sweep — Shopify Task

DRAWER 02
$99

Nav link restructure — Shopify Task

DRAWER 03
$99

Header logo sizing fix — Shopify Task

DRAWER 04
$99

Favicon & meta fixes — Shopify Task

DRAWER 05
$99

Policy pages linking — Shopify Task

DRAWER 06
$99

Cookie consent bar — Shopify Task

DRAWER 07
$99

Footer trust icons row — Shopify Task

DRAWER 08
$99

Footer newsletter block — Shopify Task

DRAWER 09
$99

Footer rebuild — Shopify Task

DRAWER 01
$99

Sticky checkout button — Shopify Task

DRAWER 02
$99

Cart drawer redesign — Shopify Task

DRAWER 03
$99

Empty cart state — Shopify Task

DRAWER 04
$99

Upsell to subscription — Shopify Task

DRAWER 05
$99

Selling-plan toggle — Shopify Task

DRAWER 06
$99

Subscription widget styling — Shopify Task

DRAWER 07
$99

Threshold messaging — Shopify Task

DRAWER 08
$99

Delivery-date note — Shopify Task

DRAWER 09
$99

Gift-with-purchase logic — Shopify Task

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CAN'T FIND YOUR FOLDER?

If it's small and Shopify, it's probably a task. Browse the full catalogue or just ask. We'll file it.

CASE FILE: ONE TASK

Before VS after

A $99 task isn't a redesign. It's the one small thing your store has needed since March, finally done properly. Flip through the task ideas.

Before Before
After After
Before Before
After After
Before Before
After After
WORKFLOW · TIME ZONES NEED NOT APPLY

TOTALLY ASYNC.

No calls to book, no standups to attend. Drag a card to move it forward the board keeps the receipts, and shipped work gets stamped the moment it lands.

☾ YOU · 11:48 PM · FILED
⚙ US · 3:12 AM · BUILDING
☀ INBOX · 7:02 AM · SHIPPED
STATUS BOARD · REFRESHES WHILE YOU SLEEP
FILED
IN BUILD
QA
SHIPPED
STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE
STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE

STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE

DOCUMENT SOP-99 · REV. 4 · APPLIES TO ALL TASKS

01

FILE

Describe the task in a short form and pay $99. Store access happens through Shopify collaborator requests, never passwords.

02

SCOPE CHECK

We confirm it fits a task within hours. If it's secretly a project, you're told upfront, not billed.

03

BUILD & QA

A senior dev builds it in a duplicate theme, tests desktop and mobile, and screenshots everything.

04

SHIP

Live within 24–48 hours, one revision round included. Then we go back to being boring.

FORM 99-P · PRICE LIST

OFFICIAL PRICE LIST

One task or a stack of them. Prepaid packs shave the rate and skip the checkout every time. All prices final, all drama excluded.

PRICE FILE N° 099-1
SINGLE TASKFORM 99-P

$99
ONE TASK · ONE $99
  • Delivered in 24–48 hours
  • One revision round included
  • Desktop + mobile QA
  • Pay per task, walk away after
FILE ONE TASK
PRICE FILE N° 099-5
MOST FILED
PACK OF 5FORM 99-P

$449
$89.80 PER TASK · SAVE $46
  • Everything in Single Task
  • Credits never expire
  • Front of the queue
  • One invoice, five fixes
FILE A 5-PACK
best value ✓
allegedly. the math checks out
PRICE FILE N° 099-10
PACK OF 10FORM 99-P

$849
$84.90 PER TASK · SAVE $141
  • Everything in Pack of 5
  • Priority scope checks
  • Monthly punch-card summary
  • For stores that break often
FILE A 10-PACK
Form 99-C · Side-by-side audit

BORING VS EVERYONE ELSE

We ran the comparison so you don't have to sit through three discovery calls to do it yourself.

BORING VS
BORING VS
FROM: STORE OWNER, D2C FRAGRANCE BRAND ($2M+ GMV)
TO: ANYONE STILL CHASING FREELANCERS
RE: BORING™

"I used to spend two weeks chasing a freelancer for a thirty-it's live the next morning.
Most boring money I've ever spent. Meant entirely as a
compliment."

— 14 tasks filed to date, all delivered

VERIFIED
PERSONNEL FILE · REASONS ON RECORD

WHY CHOOSE US?

Six reasons, stamped and filed. All admissible.

SENIOR DEVS ONLY

No juniors learning on your store. Every task is built by someone who has shipped hundreds of them and knows which Liquid file not to touch.

EXHIBIT W-1 · PERSONNEL
D2C NATIVES

We work inside fragrance, fashion, and CPG stores every day. Your theme's quirks are our Tuesday, not a research project on your invoice.

EXHIBIT W-2 · EXPERIENCE
CRO BRAIN INCLUDED

Every task ships with conversion sense baked in. We'll build what you asked, and quietly flag it if a better-converting version costs the same $99.

EXHIBIT W-3 · JUDGMENT
NOTHING BREAKS

All work happens in a duplicate theme first. Your live store is never the test environment, and rollback is one click, not one apology.

EXHIBIT W-4 · PROCEDURE
RECEIPTS FOR EVERYTHING

Before and after screenshots, desktop and mobile, on every delivery. You never have to take our word for it, which is exactly how we like it.

EXHIBIT W-5 · EVIDENCE
WE STAY BORING

No upsells, no "while we're in there," no surprise line items. We do the task, send the receipt, and go back to minding our own business.

EXHIBIT W-6 · CHARACTER
THE FINE PRINT, MINUS THE FINE

FREQUENTLY FILED QUESTIONS

One clearly scoped piece of work that can be built and shipped without a back-and-forth negotiation. If it needs a meeting to define it, it's probably a project.
Full theme builds, custom app development, multi-sprint projects, or anything that requires us to figure out what you actually want before we start. Those get a written quote.
24–48 hours from when we confirm scope. Most things ship the next morning. Complex builds take the full 48. You'll know which before we start.
Yes — via Shopify's collaborator request system. We never ask for passwords. You grant us access, we build in a duplicate theme, you approve before anything goes live.
One revision round is included with every task. If it still isn't right after that, we'll talk — we've never left someone with something they can't use.
Yes, but we'll queue them and work through one at a time. If you have five things, consider a 5-pack — it's cheaper and your tasks go to the front of the line.

FILE YOUR FIRST TASK.

Five minutes of paperwork. $99. The least dramatic thing you'll do all week, and the most useful.

FILE A TASK — $99FORM 99-B · NO CREDIT CARD REQUIRED TO ASK · ONE REVISION INCLUDED